hah hah hah. Sorry, this was just so funny. Why was 'nuf said.
I send you empathy from Wisconsin, where our own winter is shortly to come.
Had a dream last night our yard was dusted with snow this morning. I think it was a combination of your post and the window being open on a cool night.
Hahaha! Unfortunately, we *did* wake up to snow this morning; the dusting that fell yesterday afternoon hasn't disappeared yet.